Friday

A while back, a friend introduced me to this app called The Pattern. It is a strange little app that takes your birth info (time, place, etc.) and turns it into horoscopes that sound like something your therapist would tell you. There is quite a bit of mystery around the app as no one seems to know who is running the show or what happens with that information you provide or how it is free and yet there are no tacky ad interruptions. Let’s just assume that it is either run by the Russians or profit-driven aliens so we can…